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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 points 23 minutes ago

Selection bias. You don't spend any time thinking about the occasions when inaction was the right choice, because they seem unremarkable from everyday events.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The other day I saw some dude throw his cigarette on the ground before getting on line in front me to get carded to enter a bar. For a long moment I considered picking it up and going "hey, you dropped this" and handing it back to him.

But I didn't, because there's no way that ends happily.

But man, fuck people who litter.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 46 seconds ago

Gently place it in his back pocket.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Meh. Do I regret some of my inactions? Hell, I do. Do I regret some of my awful moves/decisions 400% more? I fucking do. The amount of cringeworthy brain cramps I get for just thinking of them for a split second make me wish they were just another one of my regretful inactions, instead.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I once heard cringing at your past self is a sign of personal growth!

[–] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Maybe the first time for a particular instance. The 100th time it's just depression with visuals.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

It’s only depression if it comes from the depression region in France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling self loathing

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Thanks, I must be a titan then.

[–] tgm@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My greatest regrets are all actions that ended up hurting someone. Even the inactions I regret most are related to not preventing pain which I had the power to do something about.

I think this post is talking about a different kind of regret or comes from someone with very different life experience than me.

[–] eyes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Yeah same, the things that haunt me are the things that hurt other people. That's not to say fomo isn't real, but it isn't what keeps me up at night.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck that, I look forward to the inaction. I only do shit to facilitate not doing shit later!

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

But not till later

[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Eh, depends.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Doing nothing feels good now tho

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that woman in Germany who jumped into the polar bear enclosure at the Berlin zoo to swim with the bears.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Gonna guess that didn't go well for her?

[–] hobata@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

kind of bullshit for children?

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who is only alive today because of all the suicide attempts I didn't make, respectfully shove this up your ass.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Make dumb unfunny unhelpful shitposts, get treated like a shithead.

Funny how that works.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, why are you browsing a shitpost community then?

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Oh, you don't like my comment? Why did you read it? Why did you reply to it?

See, that's how dumb that take sounds.

[–] hakase@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

This exchange is pretty much exactly what I always assume interacting with a Blahaj would be like, which is why I usually go out of my way not to do so.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Uh… ditto? You clearly don’t like my comment and you replied to it.

On top of that, you’re still pissy that someone posted shitpost content in an actual shitpost community.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

You caught me, I posted this to the public shitpost community specifically to piss off you, a total stranger! You should probably take it personally XD

May we be better strangers in the future!