this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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[–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

D is for Danger. First, protect yourself from others that are burning.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

I think this is a warning about not having premarital sex. Was this in a church by chance?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Removing rectangles may cause burning knees?

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 2 points 58 minutes ago

Aggressive behavior toward the cashier will not be tolerated. We reserve the right to open a portal to hell on abusive customers' kneecaps.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 3 hours ago

Slug man is highly flammable.