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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

My pet conspiracy, and it's looking less and less out there, is that some segment of the very rich plan to cull the population by ensuring that the average wage worker only has access to a chatbot doctor that will tell them to quit being gay and get back to work.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago

Don't worry about it scro, can you come in tonight for a double shift?

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 27 points 9 hours ago

Pastor: I need help

Robot: Listen to God as your faith dictates

Pastor: Are you trying to kill me??!

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 27 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

But for a brief moment, ChatGPT retained user engagement.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 9 hours ago

that’s what he gets for trusting false prophets smh

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

lol shoulda called a nurse or smth idk

[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 19 points 8 hours ago

Nope, too much faith:

Winter was a regular ChatGPT user and came to rely it on it for medical advice, resisting efforts from family members and friends to make him go to hospital.

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

One imaginary guy telling you to not trust your other imaginary guy.