WokePalpatine

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The chunko pop market is falling! It's time to buy lebourgbourgs in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are already politician funkos, including Trump.

Got put on the Sex Defender Registry by the volcel police. What are my options here? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Got put on the Sex Defender Registry by the volcel police. What are my options here? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was not informed of this.

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Got put on the Sex Defender Registry by the volcel police. What are my options here? (hexbear.net)
 

They're telling me I'm not allowed to live within 500m of any adult video stores, strip clubs, or lonely single moms. And I also gotta' notify all my neighbours that I've had sex when I finally do move.

The supposed "Gen Z Stare" gives me this vibe in c/badposting@hexbear.net
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The Techno Union does not control the Galactic Republic. (hexbear.net)
 

The Techno Union guild and Trade Federation influence in the Senate is a purposeful choice of the senate governance.

ANIMAY IS NOW BANNED in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, it's cute. And they need to be protected like a rare creature.

So far the pick up line "Woah babe you are pure goon fuel" has not been succesfull in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

You need to say it to a group of women, at least. One on one, the meaning dissipates.