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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/politicalmemes/p/1290769/there-is-a-3rd-choice

Reposting because it was removed from another comm earlier for the political content.

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[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago

sometimes i wonder if jesus today would ask himself if he'd really seen every sin in hell

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Confirmed: the only divine church is the Church of Emacs.

[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Stop spreading blasphemy. Everyone knows Jesus uses Vim.

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 3 points 56 minutes ago

This is why it was considered political.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus would have been too addicted to foot fetish pics online to have any real opinions.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

List of Jesus's fetishes by biblical support:

1: foot worship 2: feeding 3: nurse cosplay 4: groups 5: S+M

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Bug chasing. Damn those healing hands.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 31 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

open source software is literally a form of leftism... lol

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Technically it was the Free Software movement that was a form of Leftism, and Open Source was Capitalism's attempt to subsume it once it became apparent that it was capable of producing better software.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 8 points 3 hours ago

can't have shit in detroit

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Do you think modern-day American Jesus's dad would be a software programer instead of a carpenter?