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Thank god for Latin America

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

As a buttologist, they could have added some contrapposto to create a more dynamic feeling.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, what was that middle part...?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

That they were looked over for the job

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know they have solutions for that.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] stevles@aussie.zone 20 points 1 day ago

They come in pills? No wonder my medications taste off

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

You gotta do what you gotta do

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well you can get erections then and you probably get a discount on them too.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those mannequins need to develop ab strength, they're all holding their pelvis too far forward.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I think they are currently working on doing calf raises

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago

what does that have to do with each other?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ill never understand how so many women feel comfortable just wearing skin tight leggings or yoga pants or whatever they are called, and nothing else, out in public. I absolutely don't mind, but don't they just feel bare ass naked the whole time?

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Dont look up the Newcastle UK and a friday night out in December, the average temp is 2 degrees C.

brrrrrrr

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can understand the leggings, what gets me is the short shorts and miniskirts. Not that I mind, but the idea of my bare ass touching pubic seats is just so bizarre to me.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Guessing I'm not as germ focused as you. I'd feel fine wearing the far left and sitting on the ground in the woods or a chair at a diner, but I feel I'd be to self conscious to wear any of the tights on the right, also a lot of people would probably not appreciate the moose knuckle.

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If we have a butt that we'd like to make available for purchase how does one go about having it placed on display?

Laugh it off, then send it in, I think.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Any day at the butt store is a good day.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Mannequin was filmed at Woolworths.

Second Fun Fact: That's from a Ween lyric.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boyz II Men still keepin’ up the beat.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Freeeedoooooom of seventyyyyyy siiiiiiix yeeeeaaaaah

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Buy 4 butt mannequins get 40 free

[–] kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

lost izalith got a glow-up

Bogo special on butt cheeks!

[–] brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xia@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago