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[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

The US is truly fucked up.

[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

After watching body cam footage, I’ve recently began to hesitate using these. Mistakes can happen to literally anyone; I’ve made so many with these things in the past.

[–] cavitationfetishist01@quokk.au 3 points 2 weeks ago

Watching sports non-pirate makes you a piece of fucking shit. Full stop.

[–] bignate31@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

but the vapes did not contain nicotine or THC

... what did they contain?

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] 4TBHMeCCL@suppo.fi 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

That headline is less onion-y imo

[–] innermachine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile I'll walk right out of walmart with shit on occasion. Don't wanna pay a cashier? That's fine I didn't wanna give you my money anyways ✌️

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hopefully she'll feel better after the lawsuit - so like, early 2030s.

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