Oh shit. Oh no.

Im that guy who fixes small engines and computers.

Is this that communism/neighborhood community thing everybody keeps talking about?

My cousin has become Kevin. She got a big old van for her 2 kids. It has split duty now. Although she doesn't do any of the moving and the price is a full tank of gas.

That is very wholesome. Also all of the quotes have a very funny American accent in my head.

I feel like this premise could make an entertaining movie if you figured out the 3 act structure

in my experience, this is also how 3d printers work.....

This must be downvoted because it is absolutely not a shitpost.

So we've re-derived living in a community from first principles?

I'm in halifax, Nova Scotia, if someone knows a guy, let me know

In Australia the price is beer. If it's a small job, one or two beers, either while doing the job or at the end, big job means a whole case of beer per person. Everyone would think there was something wrong with you if you provided only pizza.

Two decades later, I still regret the temporary back injury a friend sustained helping me to load my heavy desk into a truck I rented.

PIVOT

Yeah. You know how I got a guy for everything? Well, they're all in New York. My suit guy, my shoe guy, my ticket guy, my club guy. And if I don't have a guy for something, then I have a guy guy to get me a guy. And oddly enough, his name is Guy.

Same way works in eastern Europe. And especially if you give away furniture to get new one,you can ask person who gets your old stuff to help you to bring a new stuff. As a female, this always worked for me.
Only once I paid something like 50 eur for sofa delivery, because it was during week that I had to pick up from private on certain time and friends were working.