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[–] 404@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Hah not to be that guy but they're ackchyually playing checkers on a chess board

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago
[–] botbot@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago

The French defence

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

White has no king. White needs no king.

[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He's also taking his own pieces

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Revolutionary chess, it's a thing.

[–] highrfrequenc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Right? I haven't played chess in some years but I was immediately wondering about this.

[–] bazelgeuse@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Chess 2; civil war.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"I’m talking about the man who invented the game of chess... A game that for some racist reason cannot start unless the white piece moves first." Nat X

[–] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh, you want to make the black pieces into the aggressors of the battle?! I see what you are!

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I do like to go bowling. There's nothing like taking that big black ball and knocking it into those ten white pins with the red necks!

Sweep this poster off the stage Sandman!

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, the whole 'white goes first' thing doesn't seem to have been implemented until the late 19th century as a way to make tournaments more consistent.

It's still probably a racist decision, I just don't know if you can blame the guy who invented chess for it.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Total Annihilation game mode.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When you forget to say checkmate before ending your turn.

[–] candyman337@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is that Usain bolt??

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You also can't play chess with a white square on the bottom left of the board.

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Does it really matter outside of tradition?

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

What a loophole! I will know be undefeatable!