this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026
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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you'd need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual

[–] Tooks@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This will sound crazy, but I've found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time... grinding levels.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Easy solution: never flush

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Greatness requires sacrifice

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^

~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Go away, I'm baitin'.

/brought to you by Carl's Jr

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Plenty of water in the toilet

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the epic movie watching chair.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

I'd rather watch "Ow, my balls!"

No. 2 gaming chair in the world.

[–] trijste@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Needs a voice activated bidet

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] trijste@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

HOT POCKETS!

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"Bidet wash my butthole please"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 2 points 2 months ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

So 2026...the explosive lettuce chair.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

It’s really kind of shitty.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago

It's the shit.

I'll walk myself out.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Prepare for warp peed!

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Mobile gaming chair

[–] subgenius@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

no bidet? in 2026?

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

incoherent grumbling

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 3 points 2 months ago

That's just a prolapse waiting to happen.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Are you losing or constipated?

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Ensign Bowels - make it so.

[–] wake@quokk.au 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1/5

Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me

[–] Aids@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Welcome to Costco I love you

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Damn Dimitris grew up

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Why the hell does it have corners???

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That IS a real shit post.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Joking aside I'm thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I'm building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars