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Nano has already supplanted the great EMacs and Vim as the most popular text editor of all linux distros, for though it has many omissions in functionality it scores over the older, more complete programs in two important respects. First, it is slightly simpler; and secondly it has the text "^ Exit" inscribed in highlighted text on its footer

EDIT : This sees to be going over some people's heads. It's a hitchiker's guide to the galaxy reference.

The Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions . . . it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

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[–] shellington@piefed.zip 153 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like Nano; it lets me do what I need to do quickly, simply and efficiently.

[–] homes@piefed.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That’s why nano gets used more than vi/vim. In the past, the majority of people using terminal text editors were geeks and developers. Now the majority of people using the terminal text editors are more often casual users who have no use for putting the time and effort to learn vi/vim, especially because they have no need for the extended functionality

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I don't get you people. Proper copy/paste support is "extended functionality"? I beg to differ. This is basic functionality.

And no, single line copy/paste as offered by nano, or copy and paste through the terminal is not proper copy/paste.

[–] Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 17 points 1 week ago

Blasphemy! Ctrl+k is multi line!

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter if it's not "proper" if it works.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in making text editors in the first place. And some said that even making operating systems had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have built computers at all.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 week ago

In the beginning, boolean algebra was invented.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

I still think smart watches are a pretty neat idea.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Same here, computers have gone the wrong way; from utility to project to pet.

[–] syscall@programming.dev 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy parody, I updoot

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

If ind it quite funny that the majority of the posts are about the text editor and not about the blatant hitchhiker's guide reference to the point where I had to specify it in the OP and then the thread exploded after that point.

[–] cannedtuna@piefed.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People don’t have to look up “how to exit nano”

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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

It's there and it's easy. Most people don't use terminal text editors unless they are SSHing in a server, and they would only do that sporadically, so it makes no sense to become proficient in a complex text editor like vim or Emacs for that little use case.

Sidenote: personally, I learned vim once, and used it extensively every day for two years. I stopped using it for one year and was back to square one. Now I use vscode for everything... Even when I'm using SSH, because vscode supports SSH

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every editor "supports" SSH, you can mount files on a remote SSH server via SSHFS.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And instead vscode supports SSH (without quotes), you can connect to an SSH host, and it will open files and folders on the host like it does locally. And if you open the integrated terminal it will run on the remote host. And it will forward the git login agent so you can commit or push with the credentials of your local machine. And it can forward ports from the remote.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s kind of sad that many people don’t use the shell / terminal anymore, especially as part of their regular development flow. There’s so much scripting and so many shell commands you can use that will do things you just can’t do in vscode. And having an editor like vi immediately available is part of that flow.

For me, vim and the shell are my primary IDE. I rarely fire up vscode. But I guess I’m getting old. Still faster than the younger devs who mainly use vscode and then struggle when they are forced to use the command line due to whatever circumstance where vscode is not available or appropriate. Kind of makes me sad. Feels like a valuable skill is being lost.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 8 points 1 week ago

Oh, I use the terminal a lot, it doesn't throw me off. When I can't have vscode (e.g. small openwrt devices) I can use vim. It's just plain easier to use vscode for editing files when I can

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[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

I always forget that vscode can do that

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[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

It is preinstalled and does what it needs to do. What else can I ask for?

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm ashamed to admit that, despite having read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy several times, my Vim elitist mindset made me miss the reference.

Sometimes you need a real good slice of humble pie to remember what's important in life.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Sometimes you need a real good slice of humble pie to remember what’s important in life.

digital watches

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Nano is to EMacs/Vim as Notepad is to Notepad++ or VSCode (Nano has features Notepad doesn't, but you get the point).

I don't do a ton of code editing directly on the CLI. I do things like change parameters in config files or open a file to read it quickly. If I'm doing more heavy editing, I'll use a GUI editor (with an SFTP extension if I'm working on a headless server). So programs like Vim and EMacs have never been useful for me.

To each their own (and I have all the respect for anyone who knows how to exit Vim without looking it up) but I'm guessing the majority of people have a similar experience.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I spent enough time learning vim that I can do basic navigation and text editing. I'd like to be able to navigate efficiently like some of the savants out there, but the effort to get to that point is more than I'm willing to put into in.

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[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've wanted to move elsewhere for a long time, thing is I don't use nano for programming, I use it for config files. For programming I use an IDE, and every time I've tried leaving my IDE for emacs with a language server I find I just can't be bothered to set it up and learn it and make the move. Maybe because while I have some gripes with my current setup...they're very minor

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 20 points 1 week ago

oh no, not again.

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've used Vim, NeoVim, Micro, mg(1), JOE, and even MS Edit (both the original DOS version and the recent Rust clone). No matter how complex and tailored I wrote my config, though, the features I actually used were included in GNU nano and/or my command shell without any of the bugs, bloat, learning curve, or slop.

Using it as my default just makes sense.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nano is great for editing files. It is absolutely terrible for any amount of text processing or anything other than raw code copied from a tutorial

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You guys do text processing on terminal editors?

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[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ed is the standard text editor

[–] eah@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I shall prematurely end this comment chain with the obligatory xkcd. Yes, you've seen it before, and you will see it again.

real programmers

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[–] renlok@lemmy.zarioth.com 17 points 1 week ago

Same reason people use notepad on windows. It's already installed on almost every distro

[–] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

I'm in the "been working with Linux since the 90s" gang so I call vim vi and nano pico and when I started there was a coolness factor to be considered. I was incredibly uncool so I used whatever I wanted, including pico - I mean you used pine for email back in the day and the interface was nearly identical, so whatever.

But I did want to be at least a tiny bit cooler, so I learned vi in a fairly rudimentary fashion. I can edit, jump, delete, search, replace, copy and paste - oh, and I can exit. I've spent so much time using vi, that my brain doesn't even have to think about exiting, not even whether I want to write or not. It just happens like second nature. It's actually gotten to where nano seems unduly burdensome to me.

But really, I prefer an IDE for programming. CLI editors will always be for configuration files and shell scripts to me.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake moving away from 'ed' in the first place, and some said that even 'ed' had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left punch cards.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

I'm part of the "learned Linux when I got my first raspberry pi" gang, and all Ras pi tutorials tell you to use nano. So yes.

[–] esc@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Both nano and emacs suffer from the same problem - bad defaults. You need to pass like ten options to nano for it to work as expected to edit configuration files and small scripts.

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[–] tyfon@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Best local simple terminal text editor is micro.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It is insane how far using the same shortcuts literally everything else can get you in the world of terminal text editors and yet here we are

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

Big fan of micro. Like nano, it's non-modal, but unlike nano, it doesn't need to print its shortcuts on the bottom because everyone already knows most of the shortcuts from almost every GUI editor. And it has inbuilt syntax highlighting and LSP support (TBH it's a bit much at times, the UI is a bit too intrusive to (by default) complain every time you violate some style guideline).

Though that's moot if you don't have admin privileges on the box you're working on.

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[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

I think Vim is great if you use it everyday and know it inside out. For those of us who don't, Nano is just easier, not least because it tells you in the UI how to exit it xD

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Perhaps you're right...or perhaps the Encyclopaedia Galactica is a better tool for navigating the galaxy if you're willing to learn a trick or two about how to navigate it? No one ever argued that the Restaurant at the End of the Universe was the BEST restaurant, only that it was the one at the end.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

That’s because Ubuntu, honestly.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

I only ever use to quickly edit some config file and for that i really don't need anything more complex.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I have been around since production servers were predominantly HP-UX, Solaris, and AIX. I settled on Vi because it was the one common editor that was preinstalled on every *NIX OS, including Linux and you could jump right into edit mode while reading a file without having to exit the preview first.

Nano is fine, but one you've gone through the pain of committing Vi to muscle memory, there's no point to switch.

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