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[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

If you need me I'm at the Sex before Marriage Lounge.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

The crazy thought that there might be people out there that have gendered bathrooms at home

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

How high is the rent? I... ahm a friend of me might be interested.

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not true. i also want it on wheels and to have a little gayrage for my ebikes.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I wish I had a gay room.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 14 points 2 days ago

A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

it needs to have a carls jr and taco bell side room, then its pretty much perfect. Note that anyone can use the trans bathroom. And we'll just call the poker room the gay room, no one in my friend group could possibly care less what a room is called. Because we're not 8 years old.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Is this a parody or legit mental illness in motion?

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So the closet is that were we store the Gay?

Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.

I think you are mixed up, the closet is where we abortion.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm here for the trans bathroom. I'll be using it all day. Try and prove i wasnt born the opposite to what I am before ive finished pissing.

[–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I might do it sitting. I might do it standing. Just to keep those mfers guessing.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's what I'm saying, I'm tired of whiping out and touching my genitals a foot from a complete stranger

[–] redditmodssucks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What’s a gay room? Like is the room gay or do we do gay stuff only in that room?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The room itself is toxically straight, that's why we do gay stuff in it.

[–] redditmodssucks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So it’s pink?

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.

Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Translation: I am uncomfortable with people different from me and I want to dictate how they live their lives, therefore I project upon those other people that they must want to do the same to me and all the world's decent people who are (of course) like me.

I worry the gay room isn't large enough. But at least there's a straight line from the sex before marriage lounge to the abortion.

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I don't think that pantry is big enough to store all my sbortion

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn't big enough for more than 2.

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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Sus to have abortion very next to boy(wife)'s kitchen... do that imply... mpreg?

[–] SuperSirLoin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Coathangers obviously

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Your celebratory balloon collection, duh!

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[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait, we still want marriage?

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

First you'd have to make homes affordable

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago

Oh god do you think they have plant based abortion burgers

[–] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By leaving this comment, I’m just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!

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