Dance Monkey, for personal reasons
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Any modern country song. bonus if they say boots, beer, etc.
"big truck, love christ. Second truck, hate wife"
dance monkey by tones and i
I was just thinking how much I hate that song. Not enough to automatically put it on the bottom, but it's close.
I might as well go first: Emilia - Big Big World
I absolutely hated it when it was released and played everywhere, and I recently accidentally stumbled across it, and to the surprise of nobody, I still loathe it.
- Melody of a lullaby.
- Least interesting chord progression in existence.
- Lyrics as if they were written by a 12 year old.
- Annoying motifs.
Honorable mention: How you remind me. I'm not just bandwagoning on nicklelback hate here, I actually kinda like them, at least their first album. But that song is so overplayed and overrated I simply cannot stand it.
Wow, never heard this one before and completely agree with each point. Not sure where it would've seen much air time in the US back then, though I'm sure my hometown was small enough that no radio station had it.
SAIL
Currently, that shitty pop song that sampled "Blue" by Eiffle 65. It was already a perfectly good club song (imo) and there was no need to ruin it.
Knocking on heavens door - guns and roses
Anything from Pearl Jam.
Came here specifically to say "Black" FUCK I hate that song.
DO DO DOOT DOO DO DO DOOOOOOO
There are two songs that I will verbally abuse a movie for having on its soundtrack.
"What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong, and "Fly Me To The Moon" by Frank Sinatra.
If you put those songs in...anything, you're a fucking hack.
WAWW has been used both straight and ironically TO DEATH. It has been played over beautiful and horrific scenes. There's nothing you can use it to say that hasn't already been said by someone more clever than you.
FMTTM is the song completely uncreative people put in movies that have something to do with the moon. "We have an establishing shot of the moon and we need some licensed music for the soundtrack. Gee, now what's the hackiest laziest most cliched pissbabyest lack of a brain stemiest thing we could put here?" "You're not going to believe this, but I found a Sinatra song that might just be a lazy enough choice. It's already been used in all the other movies, is that lazy enough?"
Weezer - Beverly Hills.
Weezer's only good song is Buddy Holly. All their other songs are terrible. And Beverly Hills is the worst.
Moves Like Jager, a song which I can not stand.
Thankfully not played everywhere anymore.
KPop. I can’t stand the boy bands and the weird fan culture.
Some Nights by Fun
Goddamn if those are not the single worst vocals to cross my ear holes and they’re somehow popular with that shit. Everything from them is white boy preachy.
The solo 3 minutes in make me want to commit crimes. And not in the fun way.
Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt.
Pretty much every song played by Walmart radio
Anything by guns and roses. I've turned off other people's radios at work when they come on. It's almost started fights but that shit can fuck right off. I can deal with anything else but there's so etbihg about gnr that gets up my nose.
Game Over by Falling In Reverse
Just listen to the first line and you'll understand
Body like a Back Road 🤢🤮
Anything written by Sabrina Cuntpunter.
What a toxic, abusive, petty little shit she seems to proudly declare herself as.
'Christmas Shoes'. Google it.
Dominick the Donkey.
Was on a very short holiday CD at a very long job.