Straight to my mortgage principal. Because I'm dull like that.
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Fuck yeah I'd probably do the same
Not work a day in my life. My country is so poor that's enough to sustain me for 50 years.
imma move to this dude's country and stop working.
Where am I moving to?
I'd buy two sticks of RAM. I know I'll have to use some of my own money but I think it'll be worth it.
Buy enough solar and batteries to become energy independent for the rest of my life.

I'd try to work out what the scam is as I work in sterling or euros usually.
Down payment on a house
Put it in the investment account. (I do want to retire some day.)
Renovat my bathroom, install an air conditioning system, use the rest to pay the mortgage.
This thread is depressing.
Vanguard ESGV is a decent investment. It's like the S&P 500 but with less guns and war.
probably give my 10 favorite people $5k. id do it anonymously too.
Straight into the investment account. It's not nothing but I'm not strapped for cash, and 50K USD alone can't do much where I live...
I’d probably go to a really much bougie rehab. I’m not addicted to anything but I feel like I won’t get a whole month off work otherwise.
I always answer these in case OP is loaded and wants to give someone 50k because they are bored.
Slap in a bank account and feel a little more secure but still nowhere near being able to retire.
See if it's enough to get me a down payment on a house. Probably not though.
Invest it. I don’t need stuff so I wouldn’t go on a shopping spree. I’d rather have it later and take some vacations with family.
Pay off immediate debt. The rest in the high yield or whatever has the best over like 5 or so years. Not tell an app my exact needs with that money.
Take 2-3k for some immediate material niceties i cant afford otherwise, the rest goes to my mom who has probably some leftover obligations from when she bought a little apartment.
Pay for new teeth, up my Patreon subscription for my favorite artist by factor 5 and then back some great projects made by human artists on Kickstarter.
Buying the best bed possible, paying off my whole debt, and going to sleep for a long time.
Pay off my wife's student loans which run us like $900/m. With the ~10k left over split it into some HYSA for my kids and my sister.
The extra $900/m would go towards the principal on our mortgage and maybe we could actually pay it off before I die.
Dunno. Probably see what my family needs most first, then check if it's worth getting a used electric car. If not, keep it around to pay some standing debts.
Mostly retirement funds, but I might splurge and buy myself something nice as a treat
Pay off my car or put it into my mortgage and live like I didn't get 40k. The remaining 10k I would split among my 3 kids. They deserve something nice.
Kayak the McKenzie river from Yellow Knife to the Arctic sea. Ascend Mt Robson via the wishbone arête. Whitewater raft the full Grand Canyon. Have a Diet Coke.