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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 5 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won't survive the hit I guess?

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

don't give that Kennedy guy ideas

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Watch the video in the link. The buck may have been 'cut in half', but the truck...

They report an updated repair bill of $11,000, and that the truck was driveable after the crash but that the closest door was jammed shut.

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[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

Can confirm: Two halves of a deer are safer for pedophiles!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

I'm honestly surprised any of those things are still running.

[–] funkreddit@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lmao that piece of tin could never

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The panels are flat stainless steel blades, not tin like most cars, and it was moving at 75mph. Would you like to be hit by a butchers knife at 75mph? Think you'd get up and run off?

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