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[–] crashex@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ran from a wildfire recently when the wind turned suddenly. In a few universes I am now BBQ.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yet in all universes, you taste delicious to me. ❤️

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[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn I didn't realise other people thought like this

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

As far as I know, there's no evidence of the many-worlds interpretation, which quantum immortality relies on.

Also, quantum immortality doesn't mean you can't die, it means you'll go to hell when you do. Eventually you'll be reduced to a state where you can only think, with no way to interact with, or senses the world at all, making you dead for any observer who is not you. And you'll stay in this state forever.

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[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It isn't always binary (dead vs alive) you are more likely to slip, fall and become disabled. How does that fit the quantum immortality?

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As JcbAzPx said, you'll continue in all timelines where you're alive. No matter of how injured you are. Eventually, you'll be just a brain kept alive through thermal fluctuation. (Theoretically, entropy can spontaneously go down, the chances of this happening going down exponentially the more entropy we're talking about. Think about shuffling a deck of cards, and getting a completely sorted deck of cards. Certain at 1 card, 25% chance at 2 cards, and basically zero at a full deck, but still theoretically possible.) Eventually, you'll be a disembodied brain suffering for all eternity from phantom pain.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My dude, you are just a cloud of random particles interacting in space whose unpredictable fluctuations have resulted in a structure exactly mimicking a human brain, complete with memories and knowledge of "the universe"

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Quantum Hell.

Thanks, I hate it.

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quantum foam makes me roam...

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Quantum puns make me ...

[–] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

This is me, but for every slight inconvenience that happened to me. I feel as if I am responsible for my personal holocaust 😔

[–] the_q@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah yes... The spiritualism of the intelligent. It's different than religious beliefs, right?

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Ah yes, the hubris of man. Cause we can totally prove logic works without using logic, right?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm amazed that so many people have thought about all this with a term for something I've wondered about, and yet I still think this is the wisest branch of the comments.

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