You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!
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Taking my autistic sons newest obsession "Salandia" but it has the be said the same way he says it.
The world can become enlightened in the gospel of Noah. He puts a smile on the face of everyone he meets.
I don't know if it's a real word, I just know it's what a crow says in some video he watched lol
'Thank you for your obedience in making us rich and your world warm for us. We have no further use for you, so now we, the Reptilians, will take our rightful place as masters of this planet.'
“Be well. Things are tough, you have as much a reason to be tired and frustrated as everyone, and should let the storms and knots and voids within go, lest they consume you too. When you have more strength and are rested, admire the beauty of this world. Do the things you wanted to do, things you wanted to try, places you wanted to visit. Be friendly and honest and compassionate even if others aren’t with you. Light births more light. Share yours. And remember to rest again, when you start feeling tired. Love and care for those around you. Tell them you care. It’s not always obvious. Dare. Be you. Show your light, and let your shadows show too to let them go. Be well. I will try my best to do the same, so let’s do it together.”
I am the lord your god. I sacrificed my only son. To any who would hoard a thousand fold of them that have least are anethma to me. To those who keep the equality of all have my favor.
Change da world
My final message
Goodbye
Came here looking for this one!
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"I will reappear in one year's time." With the subsequent breaths saying the same phrase in the next four spoken world languages, then use the last breath to say it in R'lyehian.
"We're no strangers to love..."
Change da world. My final message. Goodbye.
I would just filibuster by reading off as many random Wikipedia articles about random chemicals as I can
"'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
(stolen from Douglas Adams)
I'm gonna go with "So long and thanks for all the fish"
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
I would be humming John Lennon's imagine and hope people would recognize it at some point and look up the lyrics in their native language.
Like some out of touch douchebags during covid
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whispers zombocom
“Love each other, damnit.”
"Psychopaths no longer exist. Only people with fully-developed frontal lobes exist."
Immediately followed by everyone from the former category drops dead, and no new ones will ever be born.
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!"
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the world will end in .. days
just make it sound like the audio cut out for the number of days
"Behind you!"
Stop using AI and go back to thinking for yourself.