Have you seen my drink?
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ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINERS!
It is not the tool that matters, it's how it's used and by who. The technological progress is inevitable, if you want to do good help guide it into the right hands in the right way. Go into making regulations instead of tech development.
Tldr
humans bad
Pull my finger.
Please repeat after me. I am one person, on a planet of many be kind
Qǐng gēn wǒ chóngfù yībiàn: Wǒ shì zhè kē xīngqiú shàng zhòngduō shēngmìng zhòng de yī yuán, yào xīnhuái shànyì.
Por favor, repite después de mí: Soy uno entre muchos en este planeta; sé amable
I think that would cover enough people saying it out loud that it would be taken as less of a mass hallucination.
English, Chinese and Spanish would cover much of the world. Spanish is similar enough to French to get the word across. Hindi would be a close runner up but many in India speak English enough that the word would get out.
Choose again.
From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe
We tender this premium beer
For your enjoyment
As a tribute to your good taste.
It comes from the mountain springs to you
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Hey sup God here. Everyone on earth can hear me btw. Organized religion is a farce built by rich people to get you all to hate and fight each other. Also capitalism is false religion. Can you guys start building communism please?
Go back, we screwed everything.
No matter what I said it wouldn't stop people rationalizing that I actually double super secret meant that its OK to genocide and starve children within (most likely) a few years, so id probably just have fun with it and sing the opening to "backstreet back", including the bass line in accoplelo.
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Butts
Today is the 99th anniversary of the deaths of Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti.
Violence is not the answer. Start loving your differences, start working together so solve your problems. Send anybody advocating violence to the frontline of any battle including leaders and politicians.
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"The cake is a lie."
FUCK YOU ALL
God here, only one of your believe systems is correctly worshipoing me. The ones in question know who I'm talking about. Make sure everybody start doing it the correct way. Btw. don't tell anyone but you are doing it right, keep up the good work.
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