" I got the message hon....WE'RE GOING BOWLING TONIGHT!"
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Aw crap, I just commented with a very weak sauce version of this. You win this round, my friend, you win this round.
OH BOY I've been shinin' my ball for this very occasion!
I'm stupid please someone explain.
2 in the pinky 1 in the stinky
Shouldn't have asked.
She wants to go 10-pin bowling.
Does she wanna go bowling?
"A couple of days prior, my two young boys caught
the prickliest of the itchies
after playing with a pile of pink insulation in the barn.
Would you believe on the same day, my daughter fell into the manure pile.
I had two in the pink and one in the stink."
-Noah Dyck
Damn I miss that show.
Noah had the best sausage parties, he could not wait to get his hot meat into your mouth.
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We are going bowling? Awesome!
that was my first thought too
She doesn't want the vanilla.
Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn't there, you could've told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might've believed you...
Most likely the only dye is beetroot extract for the pink. The others are coloured by the vanilla and cocoa for their respective flavours.
Of course it would depend on the brand, just going by what is common here.
We don't need to guess, you appear to be right:
I said most likely because I don't know the ingredients on that exact tub, just went with what I can buy here.
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At least she didn't ask for a Minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back)
"Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?"
it slides so much better
Shocking.
oh..no..no..no.. here we go again 😱
And what does she hint at?
That she wants to go bowling, clearly.
Two in the pinky, one in the stinky.
?
She wants her partner to masturbate her with three fingers: two go into the pussy, one into ass. This method can be used to increase sexual stimulation as the pressure on the vaginal wall increases.
Rosy part of ice cream represents pussy ("pinky"), brown one represents ass ("stinky").
The middle yellowish layer is most likely vanilla, she has no marks there because she wants to highlight she wants to get kinky (not "vanilla" sex, i.e. regular penetration without anything special)
The explanation we needed and deserved. Thank you for your service
It's called the Shocker.
о7
Thanks!
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2 in the pink?
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
im guessing the vanilla would represent the "seed"
or vanilla being untouched meaning not wanting it vanilla (of sex, vanilla means not kinky)
And one in the stink
Shocking, I know.
Taint neglect
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