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If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be?
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"I know I put it here somewhere."
I don't quite know exactly, but I'd love to be the NPCs that eludes to an Easter egg that isn't actually in the game.
Alternatively, dressed slutty in a random bar:
"You need to get your combat multiplier HIGHER before I swing ajar."
Alludes.
Yeah, that word, not the evasive word
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That reminds me, I should look into the best way to replay fable, and actually play the sequels that doesn't involve purchasing an Xbox...
I mean, Xenia and Xemu are basically the gold standard for that...
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Sometimes i doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
I know it but I don't think I should say it...
(south park, wheen of fortune skit)
“Hey everybody, this guy’s the PC… get ‘im!”
FUCK!
They did it, and got away with it too. Don't ask me how I know. I've said too much already.
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
"Patrolling [NAME OF WHERE THE GAME TAKES PLACE] almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
Why walk when you can ride?
"I'll suck your dick if you can free me from this prison."
Make your politicians stay up at night thinking about you.
"I want to go home."
"Hey! Fuck-face!"
“Happy to help!”
Really I’m paid to help and paid to pretend to be happy about it
Is it Tuesday already? Where does the time go...
"I'm here to save my family!"
Gary!
Oh excuse me, I need to say hi to an old friend
Haldo!
“Oh shit, this again?”
"..."
"What the fuck are we even doing?!"
Nothing matters, mate
The drug is here and it must be destroyed.
Did you know that horses can't smell square things?
Fuck the police!
Meow
"Go #@*! yourself!"
"It's just a flesh wound."
"First the vision, then the conjuration. This is unsettling."
I'm just walking by, talking on my phone about catching a bus and cooking dinner that night. Except the game is Skyrim.
Hmph
"Please just end it and make it quick"