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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A few years ago we would egg and milkshake fascists.

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[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

We use milkshakes in the UK

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was coming to say this, they’ll sue you into oblivion

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Hapless gimp creampied

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Pies are nice and all; but have you considered a dildo to the face?

It has a certain style after all.

[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love the Wikipedia pedantry in correcting that it wasn't technically a dildo.

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[–] newton@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

The cake thrower of Microsoft boss recently passed away. He had a great career, RIP

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 2 days ago

Fitting, because pies in the face is the territory of clowns. 🤡

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 days ago

Sorry, Luigi raised the bar.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

We'd probably have a better chance of getting away with it in groups of 1,000+ gathered around/transporting guillotines.
What? I'm just tossing out hypothetical ideas here. *wink

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Cops will execute you for throwing pies at the wealthy elites these days, may as well skip straight to throwing Lucy Parsons special pie.

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

A local politicial got egged recently and when i saw someone about it he claimed it was a violent assault lol

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I have a recipe for brick pie that is to die for.

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 12 points 2 days ago

If we're going back to when we actually put ourselves at risk to fight back against our overlords, I'd rather we go all the way back to when we'd burn their houses down - often with them inside - instead.

We used to throw pies, now we just throw shade

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hate throwing valuable food to the walking undergrowth.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago

no, no. pies are too visible.

Milkshakes are just a cup. Anyone could be carrying a cup.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sponsored by PieFed. Home of the cream pie.

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[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Some of us Americans think this is what the second amendment is for

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