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I don't want him to die. I want him to be sent to jaill and see himself as a failure. I want him to be sued out of his fortune. I want him to see his offsprings are consider a joke.
I want him to suffer.
Then he can die.
I agree wholeheartedly, but I'm a realist, a pragmatist, and I've already accepted that meaningful consequences for Trump are simply not gonna happen outside of another massive secret service screw-up. He will, unfortunately and almost certainly, either die in office of natural causes or so soon after leaving it (whether he leaves it as scheduled remains to be seen) that actual consequences will never materialize for him.
I am, however, slightly more hopeful that his administration, full of younger men with ambitions of their own, that they end up in tiny, grey, concrete rooms for the rest of their natural lives for committing treason, at some point. Only slightly, though.
Democrats: Ha! Just you wait! We're so ready to "look to the future, not the past" and let them get away with everything like we always do!
Except this time they won't have to talk just their own citizens into that idea. A lot of countries are pissed at the US, and they won't forget it anytime soon.
Tariffs, wars, insults and threats of invasion, those things will have to be addressed before the relationship can be mended.
This. The US of magastan are screwing over the whole world and not many are willing to keep going with this. Hell, even Italy's Meloni, a fascist fuck that idolized the orange pedohitler, is starting to say that dealing with it is harder than she thought.
When the orange fuck finally croaks, there will be a worldwide party and many of the assholes in that administration will realize that if they ever leave the power, they will face several consequences because the world will demand them if the US wants to be considered relevant again.
I'm still legitimately surprised Biden didn't pardon Trump to "Let the nation heal", though I guess slow walking his prosecution was his quiet verison of that
However much I hate it, he followed the "right" way of handling the DOJ in that he didn't request anything or interfere with anything. We don't want the president having direct control over the DOJ in that way. What he did fuck up with though was picking Merrick Garland, the biggest fucking coward this country has ever seen. He didn't want to be seen as "being political" so he dragged his ass on starting the investigation until it was too late and Trump could play the delay delay delay game :/
When you have a president that interferes with the DoJ, it looks exactly like what Trump is doing right now.
An independent DoJ is the sole reason why his first term was not full of retaliatory prosecutions. But he learned what he needed to do to rig it, and then did so. And now we have what we have. Is that really what you want out of the US going forward?
I do NOT want a DoJ that a president interferes with, period. If it's only "justice" for some, it's NOT justice.
Did you see his health? At least he will die covered in his owm shit, as his guts fail.
"When you are broken, and Mar-A-Lago is ashes, then you have my permission to die"
Absolutely agree, but he got elected... twice. None of that is happening until those (or a good portion those) who voted for him wake the fuck up.
So he finally escaped to the one place not currently corrupted by capitalism...
Ever since space tourism, capitalism has corrupted space. So, yeah, I guess the afterlife is all that's left (assuming plenary indulgences were bullshit).
I don't think he was catholic, so he's probably fine.
WHAT don't tell my cats they'll be heartbroken
My favourite thing about Lemmy is learning celebrities died via memes
Aw man. Tim Curry copped it too.
What a world we live in
What is left, is no longer worth it.
Launch the nukes!
Man, this post bombed.
We should nuke it!
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton on the same day. It will be known as The Day Gay Icons Died.
shit someone check on patti lupone. or is it patti labelle? just check on all the pattis
well, to start with,he aint bright at all
This time, he got a star of Home Alone 2. He's getting closer...
shit. someone lock up the Culk.
Theyre absorbing the LGBTQIA+ icons to resurrect Mitch
tic...tic...tic...
Ya hear that, Donny?
tic...tic...tic...
He's not a well man and it's coming soon, my brothers and sisters!
I'm not optimistic. He has access to what is quite literally the best medical teams in the world, bar none, and I don't really think that's an exaggeration to say.
Even the best can't keep someone alive forever. Unless they figure out cloning or mind upload or something...
100% the Republicans are gonna Weekend At Bernies Trump's dead corpse.
Jared Kushner and JD Vance will be walking around Mar-a-lago with Trump on their shoulders in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.
you know how those medical practitioners have these tricky things called ethicks? i wonder if they pull their ethicks out at night and talk to them about what they did during the day, and that what they did to keep the greasy orange smear alive haunts them. and that one of their ethicks talks back and says "why's you doin that?" so the next time, maybe, just maybe, the smear stays on the pillow.
This is how I learn the news. I think Tim would have been okay with that.
I can think of no higher honor than enabling a rule-of-three that would please 90% of the world.
Somebody fucking bubble wrap Willie Nelson!
Damnit Janet!
dammit.
if it were a fair world, Raul Julia would have gotten to keep his powers while filming street fighter instead of dying and we would have a real god for president instead of this bloated sack of shit.
Two loved 80- year olds. . .
Maaan.
You've got to keep going until you get redacted
Death ain't very good at the crane game right now.
(I'd love to eat my words though, wink wink)