I had to google to see if it was a real quote (it’s not) because conservatives have completely fucking annihilated the concept of satire.
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I hate that I can't tell if this was a real RFK quote.
It is if you read it in his 'voice'
It's like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.
There are ghosts in your blood. You should do some cocaine about it. - this fucking guy
I have ghosts in my microwave. no joke. the sitiation is they turns up when you use the touchscreen with dirty buttery juicy delicious get to the point boy greasy fingers. then like ten minutes later when no one is touchin it the electrocapacitance builds up and a button just presses by it dang self. we named the ghost Sanjay
He isn't necessarily wrong on this one. It's at least worth a try.
For those who actually want to know why water left over night tastes bad, it's because there's dissolved gases in a fresh glass of water which contribute to the flavor. Letting it sit out lets it off-gas so it tastes stale.
This is similar to why coffee left out tastes stale. The aromatics off-gas changing the flavor.
Something about taste evolving to avoid stale water as it was breeding grounds for ucky yucky but I don't have a source
I always though that the flavour compounds get oxidized in stale coffee, hence the taste. Also, wouldn’t offgassing occur in vacuum packed coffee as well? There’s got to be many VOC-s in coffee that can escape though, so I don’t know.
wouldn’t offgassing occur in vacuum packed coffee as well?
How? Sealed container wouldn't release it to the environment.
Off gassing is escaping from the liquid coffee into the environment. If you have bought a sealed coffee in vacuum, it's sealed! If you open the seal and walk away for a day to allow the off gassing...
So, it has to get in contact with air then? Wouldn’t that be a different phenomenon? I mean if coffee would just be releasing gasses on it’s own, wouldn’t the pack be puffy after a while? Keep in mind, I’m dull and thick as a brick.
You joke, but can you show me a single scientific study where they've successfully removed the ghosts from water? Checkmate.
I wanted to make a cheap joke about getting the ghosts out by boiling the hell out of it but I wound up in a rabbithole about supercritical water. It turns out you can boil the hell into water. With a lot of heat and pressure water can dissolve rock, oil and gas dissolve into the water easily, and if you put organic waste into really angry water that shit will burn. Underwater! It even destroys PFAS and prions!
Did he actually say that
Can't prove he didn't, so I say he did
Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.
That's my main gripe with the state of politics today. They're so grossly incompetent that it's not possible to dismiss extremely stupid quotes like this
Can't prove he didn't, so I say he did
my beef isn't that he says it gets it gets haunted. everyone knows this. it's just science. my beef is he says it tastes bad. I'LL DIE ON THIS FUCKIN HILL
Well how are you going to get rid of the ghosts if you don't consume them? You pour it drain and now the drain is haunted and you have to hire a plumber who's also a practicing priest. Its a very rare job description and I've only ever heard of one. He doesn't come cheap. You'd think it's a scam if it weren't for the water ghosts.
Have you been consuming water ghosts? That's terrible for your karma! The only way to balance your chakras is to drink HOG WATER! HOG WATER! HOG WATER!
I hate his voice. It's like nails scratching a blackboard
The odds of him having a televised stroke are pretty high, if that thought helps you brace it
It would be wonderful. His stupidity kills people.
You have no evidence to prove that isn't true!
I'm so glad we're in good hands. So, so... glad.
Nah I just put my prekum in rfk's drink when he sleeps
Your "ectoplasm"