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i know the stem isnt edible and you arent suppose to eat the seeds because they have sighing night, but can you eat thje butt hairs?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sighting night

Bone apple tea

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Ohhh cyanide.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its safe to eat the entire apple, as long as it’s not rotten. Any cyanide is in low concentrations - you’d be sick from the acidity before you’d eat enough apples.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Only if you say no homo first.

Unless the apple is into that.

[–] lime_red@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm more concerned about the banananus.

[–] Naich@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

If you eat the black bit in the banananus you will die in seconds.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I call them weskers

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I eat the whole apple, held by the stem, core is the most nutrient dense and a few seeds won’t hurt ya.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True, but a lot of seeds will. My buddy broke his leg when a crate of seeds fell on him. True story.

[–] Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Had me in the first half no gonna lie

[–] Pomal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

They do say, you gotta eat the booty like groceries