as a former park worker, i would be so pissed if i had to lock and unlock all the benches twice a day, such s massive waste of time
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At least there are enough houses for everyone /s
So they pay someone to lock / unlock it, that's an externalized cost of not solving the issues elsewhere. A little too much on the individualistic side of things.
If we think the logic through, it is very insidious. The city has decided that the public perception of locking up benches is far more preferably then allowing a place for people to sit/sleep.
In essence, it is better for a bunch of people to be collateral in punishing the homeless then it is to be seen making homeless people's lives marginally better.
These little things add up and make you realize that that ol statistic of "California spends 100k/year per homeless person combating homelessness" hold weight. They'd rather spend on services and police to do this stuff than address the underlying issue.
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Pocket size and 2 batteries. Get busy.
$25
Loud. Looks like there are similar-sized battery powered bolt butters that'll do the job much quieter. Bonus points if you cut the tab the lock is attached to vs the lock itself. Make it require an actual repair and not just a lock replacement.
Edit - Oh jfc, the one pictured is over $3k ...Ryobi has one for $200, which is still a good chunk more expensive than the grinder, but well worth the stealth imo.
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You can also just shim a Masterlock with a bit of soda can. A stiff piece of plastic will also usually work.
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I wouldn’t normally vandalize a bench, but…
If someone were to pick the locks, they could randomly rearrange them and lock the benches open.
Where is this?
You can open a Master Lock with a Master Lock.
Probably put this in a place with 0 homeless, or maybe a campsite where people would be camping anyway. People don't talk about how deadly it can be to sleep on the ground sometimes too. There's a percentage of "this design can indirectly contribute to a death", in every bench like this. It shouldn't even be a thing
That's the hope. It's a bad look to just have the cops round up and shoot homeless people - much easier to just have them die on the street or whatever so we can claim they're all junkies and drunks and weirdos. Turns out corpses can't tell their side of the story.
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