cats

Five.

As in Cat 5

"spintop"! the white part on their face looks kinda like one

Agrippa Maximus

Pushkin (or pusskin if you're feeling punny)

Cat

mutton

You know ... someone HAS to do it ... 😆

Catty McCatface

Sir Purrcival

KittyMcCatface.

Oreo

Mephiston, Lord of Death.

Buttons

You can't name your kitty based on appearance. I mean, you can. But their name becomes evident as you learn their personality. It was maddening taking around four days to understand the name of one of mine, but it fit perfectly. That's how you find out their name. They already have that name. You just have to discover it.

Congrats! I you guys have many years of loving friendship. Also, kitty is probably in a state of shock. Kitty deserves some tuna.

Tennessee Tuxedo.

That's Taco, because he's Puttin' On The Ritz.

Squonk

Just shorten it to Crunch

Bruce.

He's the cat this city needs.

James Spader

challenge your wife to come up with a better name or concede

G'Mork

Beans.

Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.

Binky!

Optimus Prime

Glen.

For a boy: Terrence

for a girl: Ally, the ally cat

Lugnut

Kevin

Zealous King Cathwulf

cat

If crunchwrap was a no, what about gordita? Burrito, purrhaps?

Supreme

General Gustav

Crusader. Because of large white cross painted on the front.

Cat-arina

Mizzik Thunderboots

Snorkle is what I would call your cat.

Baxter

Moo

friend :3

Mr. Fancy Pants