I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat
Five.
As in Cat 5
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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Name him Dorb.
Because he/she is adorbs.
Tennessee Tuxedo.
James Spader
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For a boy: Terrence
for a girl: Ally, the ally cat
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Pickles, or maybe pockets
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she should reconsider
Not sure why I immediately thought about The Count of Monte Cristo or his real name Edmond Dantès, depending on if he's plotting revenge for being exiled from the bed or not.
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I read your title as, "Help, my name cat", and I thought that was a weird name for a cat.
Mr. Cookie.
Crunchwrap SUPREME
reminds me of my first cat Lush
Hector
Butterball
Cat-arina
Crunchwrap is amazing bro. Suggest other taco bell related cat names! Perhaps Baja Blast.
Samurai Pizza
butternut
You should go with 'You', but I may have to give in to the popular support for Crunchwrap Supreme.
That there is Hank Sassley, lower management personnel from a strip-mall based independent accounting firm. Good guy. Calls ya "Champ" when he meets you.
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Chester
I would go for your favorite expletive. So when you see the mess he made and cuss he'll come and look at you. Probably with disdain.
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Oscar, if it is a boy
Flip, if it is a girl
Loco
Kaiju
Mittens?