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Leopards Ate My Face

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I found this story in the New York Times.

He said he thought Trump’s agenda was only to go after bad people.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/16/us/trump-immigration-crackdown.html?unlocked_article_code=1.91A.RktV.1dXxKXfTRzK0

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Good, fuck this pedo worshiping piece of shit.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good, more of these pricks deserve to learn how shit their beliefs are.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Too bad they'll just blame someone else and not change a fucking thing.

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

implanted in him with a alien fetus? or laid eggs in him?

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that a pregnancy photo?

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That would add an extra layer of face eating leopard to this. F2M pregnancy while being still being pro trump. I bet there is at least 1 person in that exact scenario right now. Hope they stub their toe today, too.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Statistically about 3 of the 1000 dumbest motherfuckers alive are trans

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 192 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i dID'nT VotE fOr THis!

You did. Out of willful ignorance.

Or malice towards others. How can you prove youre worthy of your spot on the social ladder if you aren't stomping on the hands of those below you?

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

Oh look another "They're arresting the wrong immigrants" asshole who voted for Trump and now regrets all of their choices.

I have no sympathy for these clowns.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 168 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Why she holding his belly like he's pregnant

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] noahm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Baby, or xenomorph?

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

It's heartwarming isn't it? I wonder which type it'll be....ohhhh, it might even be a Bristol type 2!!! Sphincters crossed!!

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago

If your political ideology can be debunked with one (1) real-world encounter with the policies you support, you should be banned from voting.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

She looks like that Imperial officer from Andor.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago

The first part I don't believe is "he thought".

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

For overstaying her visa.

GG.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 66 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Although green-card applicants with expired visas can be detained under federal law, previous administrations did not consider them to be in the country unlawfully.

I have been sounding this alarm for years now. A huge portion of Green card holders and naturalized citizens have technically overstayed a visa while awaiting change of status processing. I don't know what the exact number is, but I'd wager it's potentially a significant majority, considering how long the process takes. Previously it has been a long standing policy that you will get amnesty as long as the paperwork is filed in time, but there is not law that requires it.

If they want, they could use this exact same "loophole" to start mass de-naturalization as well.

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[–] markjamestwn1301@scribe.disroot.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good. At least now he'd realise the harm he's causing.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No he doesn't, because he still probably likes everything else Trump is doing and being a MAGA needs bad things to happen to him specifically to be against them.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Correction : "those people "

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 days ago
[–] TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago

Brent Hindra, a tech salesman, voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party three times, drawn by their aggressive face eating agenda. He never imagined the face eating frenzy would ensnare his own wife's face.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Side note, that is such an awkward photo. Wtf is she doing with her hands. It feels like he doesn't even notice she's there.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

My thought too. I know nothing about these people, but this is a pregnancy announcement pic.

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[–] SocialistVibes01@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Sorry, am I supposed to sympathize with that bigot?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It looks like he's pregnant from the way this photo is posed.

Why won't you think of the children?

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[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Man who mail orders wife has her taken away by man who mail orders wife?

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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Like all the MAGAt morons, they only care if it effects them. And they'll continue to vote for republikkkans every single time. Brainwashed and malignant.

padme: so you'll become an anti ice activist now right?

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a feeling she might have called ICE on herself to get away from him.

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[–] Noam_Calhoun@lemmy.today 26 points 3 days ago

So ICE went after the bad people after all?

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Balding mediocre middle aged white guy, of course. It’s always the ones you most expect

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The fact that all you can muster to insult the guy are his physical characteristics, over which he has no control, says quite a bit about yourself.

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[–] LemUser@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

They'll never see that $35,000 bond again. It is probably already in trumPedo's pocket.

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good for him, what did he fucn expect???

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

We don’t think we’ll ever understand people… just… how can they be so fucking stupid??? It’s it out of fear or out of pride??? Idk overall it’s just really really really fucking stupid

He'll find a new wife with fewer issues and go back to voting for fascists again

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