I uh... I said "Hello there." It was instinct.
I'm a little sad they didn't say "General Kenobi" but you can't win them all.
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I sense a plot to destroy the toilet bowl
A high pitched scream of terror.
Loud moan
"Who's there?"
I've passed 40 and I still just remain silent
You're risking this:
Been wondering about that, why do the Americans put such enormous gaps at the bottom of the bathroom stalls?
Come on in
Still racking up give me a minute
Wordless scream, works every time. Also laugh afterword.
"whatcha want?"
Get out while you still can!
Now, this is a proper shitpost if I ever read one.
Moan silently and rhythmically and make some rustling noises?
Sup
Knock back
Just start screaming unhingedly.
"Only works if we take turns!"
"oh good you're finally here!"
Password?
An ear splitting screech works just fine
Usually just go with "nope" or some such.
Try "Yes, and..." next time. That's the #1 rule.
"Aye, come in, I was just getting the place ready for you!"
YEO!! Then I do my best to hurry because I know what it's like to have a bathroom emergency.
I just say Come In
Yuuuup