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[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Idk what’s up with that link, but, it’s the headline, a byline, and a picture of Vance with no links to elsewhere, and a full article on a Hatian kid from Springfield suiciding by traffic after ICE fit them all with ankle monitors. Not that the two stories aren’t linked by topic, but I’m not seeing this Vance interview.

SOLVED: the reader function hides the whole article and shows you one 3 down from the Vance article instead. That is fail.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Well it's not gonna happen yet. They almost bred the perfect red heifer in Texas, but when they sacrificed it they found a couple of black hairs.

So it's gonna be a while longer before the prophecy can be fulfilled.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Vote Republican to end America!!!

Dems are too much pussies to kill you all.

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