Chocolate milk?
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Bull milk π πΌ
It's all in the wrist.
I wonder if their license plate looking like it says poo is intentional
Almost certainly, which is lovely. Ohio plates are in the format ABC1234 but they're issued alphabetically and IIRC they're only up to K.
Their other truck hauls lettuce.
Mmmmh.... American raw milk
Wouldn't that be "raw, American milk "? Unless the Americans've designed their own version of raw milk itself?
Also, the comma is doing the heavy lifting in keeping it from implying "milk from a raw Anerican". π€’
Lewis Black: βThey wash it! They wash it!β
I used to regulate septic haulers when I worked for a local health department. They try to have fun with it.
It's the US so it might be a threat instead of a joke. Impossible to tell
I believe them.
It is Texas after all.
The plate says Ohio (just as bad, honestly). Where do you see any indication this is in texas?
They probably misread Austinβs Septic as Austin Septic, like Austin, Texas.
Yeah.
Ah, OK. Not much better from what I've heard.
Maybe?
this is even better than that truck that said "CUM: We ain't haulin' milk!"
I spotted one in South Florida that said, "We're #1 When it Comes to #2".
"Not same truck."
i always love honey dippers. they have good senses of humor