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A "lemming", from the old lemmenapnowtrix.

Me too!

Where do you think they learned that from?

This! 🥳

Also, depending on your location, getting a library card doesn't require residence in its area. So, if your preferred library app shows a book/album/film, etc. isn't available digitally, check another major city's library catalog and sign up if they have it. Add that new login and boom. Bonus: each additional library membership makes that happen far less often. 🖖🏼

Aww, you'll get there kiddo. Keep practicing. The laughs'll come, one of these days.

Thanks for the clarification. The comment thread at the time read a little wonky. My bad. 🤌🏼

How long have you been away from that other place, exactly? Do you really believe they'll notice your absence? We wouldn't, FWIW.

Buy a home? 🥹 If you're in the US, you were born decades too late for that, citizen. 🤌🏼

"Added value": prescribed, trickled-out, tiptoed smidgens of steps forward

"Enshittification": unscripted, greed-backed, frantic, top-speed Thomas Salto tumbles into the corner and off the mat.

Yep, sounds about right. "Progress".

Oh, I'm already on the Lifetime Hard Pass and it's all but free —ad-free, slop-free, greed-free, bullshit-free, etc.

IIRC, the cost is ~$5/mo for upkeep, took me no time at all to set up, and I get to listen to/watch whatever the fuck I want, whenever & wherever I choose.

Fuck Plex. I hope it dies gurgling & terrified. 🥰

Why do you have your phone out during class?