Collect the valve stems like they were chanterelles.

I wonder if ninja rock still works

Parking enforcement.

And maybe check if the hitch is locked in.

Lucky me I carry my trusty pocket knife..

use the tyre as a step to step up onto the bed cover, step across it, and jump down the other side.

If there are no cameras or witnesses, there will be a flat if I got something sharp enough on me.

I'd key the shit out of that truck.

Remove the trailer hitch and throw it through the back window... I mean... Ninja rocks.

move it

"Uh oh, is there a baby in the back seat? That's super dangerous! We better get the baby some air!"

"...oh, there wasn't? Oops. Well, my heart was in the right place."

I get my jacket because that cloud looks rainy

Sometimes I have to wear a duty belt. That duty belt has some heavy-duty pointy metal things stored on it. I'd just make sure my duty belt is nice and secure before I squeeeeeeze past.

Look for my umbrella because that big ole cloud might be bringing rain

Coin it as I squeeze past.

Probably ignore it, and hope they got a ticket of some kind. I don't think my area has any parking narc program.

Throw cow poop on the car

Where is this? Are there American style trucks in Europe now?

I see this every day. There's nothing to be done. I bow my head, and move.

At the very least, key the tailgate as I squeeze past it. Maybe clip my big keyring to one of my belt loops, so I have an excuse if someone sees it.

Get a grinder and remove the part that is on the sidewalk

Would be very funny

More realistically take a pic WITH license plate and post online anonymously with GPS location

And inform the cops of course

I am not sure if you are allowed to call a towing company on your own, may depend on country laws

3 tires. For insurance purposes.

Of fucking course it’s a pickup truck. Who keeps buying these goddamn things?

I keep saying I’m going to design and print out exceptionally sticky stickers that simply say “Big Truck. Small Dick.”

Climb over it.