did you know? time is a measure of progress. if you want time to stop, all you have to do is to stop progress.
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2026
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Sometimes I lie in bed and think, did the last five years even happen? 
Tbf most people I know, regardless of age, agree that Covid and lockdown broke something in our perception of time. Nothing has felt quite real chronologically since then.
Fuck censorship.
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What the fork? Why can’t I say fork?
Well well well... it isn't the start of younger Millennials and older Gen Z feeling the way I did when 2003 was no longer "a couple years ago."
Welcome to the party, kids. Hope you brought snacks.
Like they can afford snacks
No, I havent :(
It will be 115 years since Titanic's sinking, next April the 15th. Also, the first film was 31 days later, on May the 16th.
I was just gonna say, the Titanic is a little older than 30.
The most important movie for comparison is Austin Powers, because that's a movie where a 30-year time shift is relevant to the plot. Going from 1997 to 1967 should be as much of a culture shock as going from 1997 to 2027.
In three more year Ted is going to start telling his kids how he met their mother.
Part of it happened on those old days before COVD... When believe it or not, people already existed and did things.
Part of it happened on those days since the COVID emergency ended. Believe it or not, it wasn't earlier this year.
Almost all of it happened before the US has gone crazy in Trump part 2. Believe it or not, it wasn't 30 years ago.
people already existed and did things
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams on the Universe being created
And when did Ozzy become an actor? Please make this Stop! Stop! Stop! And bring back…
Getting old sucks, but everyone is doing it.
And bring back Springsteen, Madonna...
In August 2027 it will be 50 years since Elvis died.
I think it's crazy that his life seems forever ago, but if he was still alive today, he'd be 91 which is well within the realms of possibility.
Didn't even mention matrix.