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And that’s basically it!
Sounds like they're having one of their periodic contests to see who can be the worst cunt in public.
Yeah, supply and demand, lower demand and prices decrease
You can pry my demand destruction from my cold hands by crashing the economy and laying me off!
The trick to lowering gas prices is insert gif of guilottine coming down
That guy is a genius! Not even an expert in the obvious would've went there. Can we make his "bonuses" even more grotesquely huge? /s
The trick to saving money is just to not do anything ever.
Fucking big brain they've got there! /s
I would drive less if there were any decent public options that ran frequently.
Ever try waiting for a bus in South Florida sun, 95 deg F anf 100% humidity for 45 min just to have the driver wave you off because the bus is already full.
Oooo let's get all the cars off the road and ride bikes instead! He said it not me.
as a strong believer in the fuckcars movement (and as a car fucker myself), I concur