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He did not say where the money would come from.

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[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does this not count as election interference the same way musk promising to pay people for voting is?

[–] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't think so, as it's not a specific promise for a given vote.

Making promises to voters is kind of a core part of democracy. "Elect me and I will do policy X". I mean, it's not conventionally a check, and Trump is something like the polar opposite of a truthful person, but in fundamental terms, I don't think that there's anything wrong with it.

What you can't do is something like "fill out your ballot for Person Y, send me a picture, and I'll pay you $N".

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

$5000 isn't enough money for me to change the way i vote. The negative impact of giving them more power is greater than the positive impact of that money, I could use it though. If Dems take over both chambers they should send approve the stimulus to spite him. Make him veto it and have him say he's vetoing it because Americans didn't vote the way he wanted them to.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

I am desperate right now, financially. 5k wouldn't fix my life, but it is the exact figure I need to ensure I have stable housing for the next year+ and can have the ability to get a decent job.

Wouldn't do it. Wouldn't do it 100k.

[–] Alexfire@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hmm, some people already thought he was up for election this year so this might increase that error. If that thought translates to more Dem wins then that's cool!

Edit: but please better critical thinking education and funding for it, add Demon Haunted World as required reading and a test for comprehension and use irl.

[–] ChetManly@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol just print a trillion dollars.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Literally how his puppet muskrat thinks it works.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Sadly, people are gonna fall for this. smh my head

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Don't forget about the trump phone scam as well

[–] Hakuso@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 4 days ago

By the time he's done with the economy that'll almost buy a combo meal at the cheapest burger spot in town.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 3 points 4 days ago

Like that would ever happen.

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he's elected! It's a win win!

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

This is great news. I'm so excited that I'm going to vote twice!

[–] abc@suppo.fi -3 points 3 days ago

I would accept EU paying everybody in USA $5000 if you got Trump and his gang to the gallows.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Fuck it at this point I'm gonna start betting against this shit on polymarket or kalshi or whatever

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't know if people are aware of this, but Trump has told a furphy or two in his time. Crazy, I know, but he has.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm 44, have written 3 books, and read an awful lot. First time coming across furphy.

[–] fratermus@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

I had to look it up. The wikipedia article on it is worth the read.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 3 points 4 days ago

Wait, what?!

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