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I'm not thoroughly convinced he's an evil Communist. I'm going to need more photos as part of my analysis...for science of course.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] combomeal@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

They always pick a target. It’s never policy.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Republicans are the worst kind of pervert: They not just lie about their attractions, they abuse the people that interest them.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Nice cum gutters

[–] Trev625@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

What a horrible website

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

lol this is so great

[–] jrTug_2T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Backlash: [knocks on door] RNC: Go 'way! 'Baitin'!!

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

MAGAts love this kind of stuff.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Dude should be selling GOP yard signs, bumper stickers, and flags with that image on it immediately with all of the proceeds going to the Talarico campaign and some charity the GOP hates. Would probably make a fortune and be a hilarious thing to say the GOP is backdoor funding everything they hate.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember when Trump first came onto the scene and one of the things he was really good at was monopolizing all the attention. I really wonder if all this attention on figures like Hassan is just playing into their hands. After all, they do say that there is no such thing as bad publicity

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

just like with luigi, zohran, el-sayad and others. thats why the MSMs had to quickly shut that down to avoid giving them too much exposure.

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