You forgot to wish everyone a Blessed Kirkmas, you insensitive clod
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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You forgot about Dre.
Check your tattoos for hints
See, I've got this condition.
You forgot to take your memory pills.
again...
To pick up your children from soccer training.
You forgot to check your voicemail and missed the message that they finally found a compatible organ donor for you. Since you didn't respond they gave it to a racist landlord who funds a bum fighting ring instead.
Yes
My birthday.
You're lucky it's not today, but I'm sure you forgot it anyway.
Did you check your butt?
🤷
It was your pants again. Come on Greg, get your shit together.
If you forgot, then it can't be an important propoganda.
Deodorant.
To brush and floss.