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There is no clear way to get the toast out without using a conductive implement like a fork or your finger.

We've been to the Moon ffs

Edit: Woah seems Lemmy really likes this kind of casual post

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Do you not have hands??? Just tip them out, genius.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Idk how close you have to he to the wires with your finger or cutlery for it to electricute you, but I'm not willing to test it

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What I don't understand is why you'd cook your bread more. Isn't that just more crust?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Who wants soft sponge when you can have crispy yum

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Exactly. I want to eat only crispy yum, because I can.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's not working for me. The dried out sponge tastes just like the wet sponge, but it's harder to swallow.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Wooden skewers.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you can't find anything else maybe those wooden tooth picks?

Also now I'm wondering if you could just turn it upside down and let the roast fall out...

[–] SarahValentine@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like to give the lever a little upward yank to pop the toast into the air, then try and catch it!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You misspelled "regulated".

I see you choose "bad make" which means you're European and should be smarter than the rest of the world. Figure out out

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