Except polio this seems pretty modern
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Lol, it's coming
we have long covid
rkj wants to make it great in america again.
A shit ton of drugs sounds amazing tho
In the past all was better, even the future
Are you kidding? .... it was the great old days for Straight White Christian Men ... they were free to be completely racist aholes, treat women like slaves, have as many children as they wanted and not take care of any of them, have the world at their feet, make a ton of money just for being who they were and they were accountable to no one.
The reason why the past was so great for a small segment of society was that it was so shitty for 99% of rest of the world
I'm a white Christian man, and that sounds awful.
I don't understand how people can want to live in that world.
It's easy if you don't know how shitty the other 90% have it. That's the thing about privilege. The folks who have it assume that everybody has it like they do (i.e. that privilege isn't really a thing, everybody has equal opportunity, racism is dead, etc).
I dunno, I grew up with the "there are kids starving in Africa" spiel and other such lectures. For my family, it was more like the idea that "lesser" parts of the world had problems because they were "lesser," and if anyone is suffering in America it's because they brought that "lesser" mindset with them from elsewhere.
Different guy here but I get it. That sounds truly heinous. There have plenty of “socially accepted” things that I just cannot get behind because it’s obviously wrong. Like, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that maybe enslaving human beings, even when your society doesn’t fully count them as such, or hitting your wife is bad.
They're terrible people and racist....
Look what MAGA did, they pushed the narrative that the white man is getting pushed out of society. Even though the United States is mostly White Christians. They just believed what these bitches told them, didn't bother to look at facts.
That's the real crime.
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The rise in gay people since then reminds me of this diagram:
Is there some sinister reason why the low point was 1905 or so?
christians thought that left-handedness was "sinister" and associated to the devil, so they made it illegal.
Edit: i know it sounds like a joke, but it is not. this is not the onion. that's the actual reason.
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"I sent a postcard to my gram gram from the lynching I went to this weekend"
And the whole world smells like cigarettes and leaded gasoline
Back in my day, we could drink gasoline right out of the pump. If you were feeling ill, you just head over to the nearby asbestos wall and give it a good lick.
Then you go out and yell racist shit and put women in their place.
I’ve never seen a more spot on meme. Though the “can’t get through the day without a shit ton of drugs” one has probably never changed.
Who knows, maybe polio will have a resurgence. It'll go nicely with the measles surge.
My MAGA family member sent me an instagram post of a screenshot of a Mayo Clinic article headline that said measles prevents some forms of cancer, so we should just let it run wild.
Ignore the fact that the natural form of measles has the risk of causing too many complications and long term negative health effects to be considered effective, and the cancer prevention research is on genetically modified strain specific to fighting cancer cells. Naturally, the instagram post did not link to the full article.
and the usa got a deadly plague death (last one was 2007)
One of the few things becoming great again in america these days.
That’s the modern adult’s coffee addiction. “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my stimulant” should be getting us to ask why our work hours force so many of us to need get jacked up on caffeine just survive the morning.
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Boomer: I miss being young
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GenX: I miss being young
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Millennial: I miss being young
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GenZ / Alpha: I was told young people had more money 20 years ago and I wish I had more money
As a Millenial, I can 100% say that I do not miss being young. Granted, the busted lumbar region and cranky guts aren't fun, but the familiarity with my own body and the gained cognitive complexity are worth a helluva lot more to me.
I do miss those contexts and how they made me feel, I miss seeing my friends carefree and jovial, and I miss drum and bass and punk gigs. But I was a moron back then, and the shit I did to myself, I wouldn't wish on anyone else.
No, there is one thing: I miss not needing as much sleep as I do now.
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I can't get through my day without a shit ton of drugs
This is still relevant.
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Yeah, but we did tax the everloving fuck out of the grotesquely wealthy, which made for a stronger middle class.
That was before they realized they could just pay our traitorous politicians pocket change to lower their tax rate.
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On the other hand:
- Many of the pro-worker policies from the New Deal are still in place, and my union is strong
- The owner of that factory over there is in the 90% tax bracket, isn't it great how he's paying society back for his good fortune?
- Every other major economic power in the world was just absolutely flattened in a war, and our country wasn't touched
- Because our country was relatively safe during the war, the best and brightest migrated here, and we're now benefiting from their ideas and inventions
Tfw you were born too late to get blown up in Korea
Wine and Valium were a housewife's best friends back then.
Don't forget the face massager
"Face" lol
I mean alot of male conservatives would unironically like these things back. (well maybe except the polio and the drugs I guess?)
I would say the drugs is a class thing…drugs are classy if youre rich, trashy if you’re poor.
I’m not USAian, but still.
This true. Drugs are another tool to oppress people. The more money someone makes, the few drug tests they take.
It’s been well over a decade since I had to take a drug test for a job.
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Poor people are "crack heads", "junkies", and "drunks".
Rich people "have fun at parties", "Suffer from opioid abuse disorder", or are a "lush"...
Same shit, different tax bracket.
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When you get older, pretty sure you’re going to say the same thing….
“Man, the 2020’s were so nice, such a simpler time…. Back when genocide was in vogue and child molesters controlled the world.”
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the good old time, I miss it very much
Half of this shit hasn't even really changed
fr I'm sick of people portraying the 50s as this majestic golden age. people pretended everything was fine
A full family (of white people) could still survive off a single person working, though. That bit was nice. Not the white people bit, obviously.
Because the country was rich post-war and subsidizing a lot of suburban families.
Make America Great Again!
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