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Getting a little bit of sweet revenge (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 days ago by JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Maga bot accounts are showing up, that means this is effective. Keep up the good work.

Actually, we need more making-fun-of-bullshit stickers. All I see around me is "bad thing is bad" (like for example FCK NZS), but that gets filtered by the mental ad block.

Things I came up with are "Good thing climate change isn't real, how much was your new AC?" or "Only people we don't like do war crimes". Maybe those have too many words, you need to break through someone's filter in the split second, like a Mr Beast thumbnail does with iPad kids. I'm open to suggestions.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What’s a good source for one to acquire these? My friend wants to find an easy, reputable, affordable seller for these stickers to enjoy in the comfort of his own home.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

Ebay

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, at Fox News: "The rabble are getting upset about fuel prices again. Run more stories about trans athletes immediately!"

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Good thing I don't watch Faux News.

Now if we could just get everyone to stop watching it we'd be much better off

[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The nice thing is that no matter how much they distract, it still stings every time they fill up and they're reminded at every fuel station they drive past.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I put under 20$ in my car for the week. See a big-ol-truck at the next pump and he is already at 120$ and still pumping.

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I had to look up the glued hand thing and found a reddit thread. Distinguishing comments. They'd make twitter proud.

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[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 20 points 1 day ago

I was shocked that no enterprising soul has made a sticker out of the Fell For It Again medal covered maga wojack

[–] Cheebus@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What’s with all the MAGA chuds popping up?

Did Trump run Truth Social into the ground already like he does everything?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

We're having an influx of professioal right-wing operations on Lemmy. The biggest example is all the people claiming to be leftists trying to convince American leftists that the Dems are 100% as bad as the Republicans and that we shouldn't vote for them.

The Trump admin may he popular on the far-right, but the historic swing voters are voting Dem this round, so in addition to voter suppression and all their other bullshit, the right is trying to convince leftists to either stay home or burn their vote on a third party that can't win.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

They're actually Kremlin Shills showing up here. To be honest, I'm a bit sad they found Lemmy. But they're unavoidable and spewing the exact same boring bullcrap they've been repeating since 2014 as if it somehow makes it true.

Interestingly, these shills might actually be worse at whatever their goal is.

More interesting still, is that they only pop up when election interference is useful, (which is far too late this year for that and its mid-term elections they don't have a good strategy at fucking with), OR when Putin is about to pour another bucket of shit onto a new fan.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm sure you already are, but 'report, block and move on' is the best way to deal with these and really all right wingers you might encounter.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago

I was already pumping regular but iirc the diesel price was $6.78/gal

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The diesel pump is perfect. Would be best if at a truck stop in the big rig area.

[–] kerryh8er04@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Or any rural area where the farmers go to buy their fuel for their tractors.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rural-ish Maine, plenty of diesels in town. Most are justified work vehicles, but there are definitely a bunch of pavement princesses around.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A friend of mine who used to be big on tagging used to design his own stickers for tagging purposes. He used to tell me that you can order a certain kind of sticker that is nearly impossible to get off. You should definitely not research those and / or use them because that would be illegal.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They're out of diesel?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Lights on above the regular dispenser, so the number isn't displayed because it's not the fuel being currently pumped.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

just like 2 Fast 2 Furious

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

They never had their diesel.

Unleaded regular, not double pumping 93 like you should.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah I was just already pumping 87 when I took the picture and wanted to share the diesel price.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The diesel price isn't shown, just the Trump sticker.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck me are you dense. Let's walk through it, yea?

Normally all the prices are displayed, above each type/grade of fuel.

Once you select which fuel you want, that price remains and the rest go blank.

I had already selected a different fuel than diesel, and was pumping, so the diesel price had gone blank.

I took a picture of my little mischief here, the sticker, while I was pumping, and the diesel pro was blank.

After I shared the picture that I took while I was pumping and the diesel price was blank, it occurred to me that people might be interested in the local price of diesel fuel l.

Since I was currently pumping and the price of diesel was blank when I took the picture that I ended up sharing and realized people might want to know the price of diesel, I shared the price of diesel that was blank while I was pumping a different fuel and happened to take this picture.

If you need me to explain it differently, I can make an attempt.

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have to buy at least the mid-grade that nobody usually buys. I live in the mountains so regular is 85 instead of 87 but isn’t any cheaper. My car’s manual explicitly states high altitude areas may have lower than 87 and to not put anything lower than 87 into this vehicle. The jump from regular to the next grade hasn’t been 10 cents in quite some time, more like 30 here. Then another 30 cents to premium.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interesting, what model car? I have for years sworn I remembered seeing 85 out west, glad to know I'm not crazy, on that count at least.

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My understanding is it’s basically all of Ford’s ecoboost motors as they’re turbos.

They only call for 87 but have this section in the owners manual.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

Huh, interesting. I think a bottle of octane boost shows a pretty tangible difference too and only costs 5 bucks.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Based. I got 100 of these stickers and have also been putting them on as well as handing them out to friends

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saw my buddy at the pump yesterday and pressed a stack I to his hand lol.

Bro took a quick look, looks back up to me and says "mission accepted" lol

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Good villain.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Same!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

I have a stack of these stickers but I have a EV so I never get a chance to use them unless I specifically go to a pump but that's just petty. I used some of those stickers for eggs, I guess I can add them to the ~~beef~~ horse meat.

[–] defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip 4 points 2 days ago

The one good thing that came out of the unnecessary war.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Just like the real thing.