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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 164 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I see your screenshot of a tweet of a photo of a projection of a screenshot and raise you a screenshot:

[–] Dack@programming.dev 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'll take a screenshot of that.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First beans, then jeans, then Deans. Now screens?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like I missed the jeans. And i’m fine with that.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

We had beans in jeans.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

And print it.
On a 9 pin dot matrix printer.

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 148 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I remember when my dad was skeptical that I copied a game from my friend's computer onto ours via floppy disk. "A game is too big nowadays to fit on a floppy," he said. "Just you wait," I said.

I had copied the shortcut from the desktop.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Oh how excited you must have been when you copied the shortcut onto your computer's desktop and saw that it transferred over just fine.

And then how disappointed once you tried clicking on that shortcut...

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

There's a chance it didn't copy over fine because it might have grabbed the icon from the shortcut target rather than save it with the shortcut file. So the transfer might have ended with a sinking feeling seeing that blank icon that was confirmed when it was double clicked (maybe with a brief moment of hope upon seeing that it wasn't just an OK error box but had a browse button to find the correct target, before realizing that they didn't have the files).

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 44 points 1 week ago

Oo! I have one for this! (Digs through meme collection.)

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A guy I know thought he made a backup of all his family photos on an external hard disk. He only copied the shortcuts.

He only found out after disposing of the old computer...

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I remember reading a thread on Swedish computer forum.

There was a guy who had "compressed" his whole media livrary and saved it to a floppy disk, reinstalled his computer and now wanted to restor the media files....

Yeah, what he had done was to misunderstand what an MD5 hash was, he thought it was an extremely efficient compression algorithm....

And this is one of the many reasons I tell people that "an untested backup does not exist"

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

So all you have to do now is go through all the combinations of bits for a file, flag the ones with the same MD5, and manually look through those to see which one it is.

[–] whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have a promising future in middle management.

[–] parlaptie@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A classmate of mine once tried to copy MS PowerPoint by burning the desktop shortcut to CD.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

That person either randomly wakes up at 4:00am thinking about that still to this day, or is a robot.

[–] radieschen@slrpnk.net 79 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then we'll ship your machine!

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 59 points 1 week ago

...and docker was born.

[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago
[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

This is pretty impressive. Looks pixel for pixel what I’ve been building for months now.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

Keep it running

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The only hope is that this bubble burst so badly and they will lose so much money that for years companies will shit their pants before trying anything new.

[–] Feyter@programming.dev 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They will not shit their pants... They will simply raise prices for consumers and small business depending on them.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they're gonna shit our pants again arent they

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago
[–] chocrates@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's seeming more and more likely that the tax payers will directly bail out all these shitheads.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

Wait til this person sees 192.168.1.1

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The next gen of Claude will just steal your CC info from Chrome and sign you up for an AWS free trial without your consent.

But hey, at least it'll work, right?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

You're right! I did rack up $20,000 in AWS usage fees.

[–] Areldyb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I'm just sitting here looking at a screenshot of a Twitter post of a photo of a projection of a screenshot of someone else's joke.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

AI put the entire internet on my machine!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We saw this same joke template shortly after ChatGPT was a thing. Almost exact, but now with Fable. Fake bullshit, though good chance that the original was authentic. The internet sucks now.

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

it would've been cool if the only type of website AI could do would've been good old GEOCITIES garish monstrocity. that would've justified the existence of AI. But since the only good AI website that doesn't fall apart is minimalist white - why even bother?

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