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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Smells like phone screen. I like it.

[–] devaly@ani.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Strange... here it smells like Semen

[–] X@piefed.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

lol u dabbed hotdog water on ur wrist lmao

Smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.

[–] MLK20426@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

My phone detects brainrot

[–] latetolemmy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

That looks infected. You should have it chopped off.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bad time to be reading in the bathroom.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The answer from me will always be NO. Perfume just makes me notice that you stink

[–] hopeleft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

what the hell? so there's no option that a person wants to have a perfume on because they like the smell and not because they want to cover the stench?

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, I mean that just because you like your perfume doesn't mean that I like the stink of your perfume and if you're nose blind to your perfume then we all have to suffer through your stench. Next time you're wearing perfume in public take a moment to look around to see if people are avoiding you or make faces odd facial expressions. I personally can't stand smelling/tasting perfume or lotion in the air when I walk past a person or being served food.

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Looks delicious

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Looks good to me

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nice. Cheeto-y!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Smells the same as any other perfume to me.

(Seriously though, I half think that people only believe they have different scents because they're told so by ads.)

[–] mmcintyre@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can you tell the difference between say, lavender and vanilla?

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, on their own. Although I wouldn't be able to tell different varieties of lavender apart.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

on their own growing in the wild and baking with it yes.

with perfume it's just whale vomit and pthalates.