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Mine was "Magic" by Olivia Newton John. Sounds like it set the mood just fine.

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"Valse in F-sharp minor, Op. 40, No." by Tchaikovsky

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[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A View to a Kill - Duran Duran

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[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Nobody knows this song like mfs who grew up with unrestricted internet access.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Overheard by an LG TV

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The number one song around the time I was conceived was the "Theme from Shaft".

You're damn right it was...

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[–] putitoutwithyourbootsted@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interesting thought experiment haha. "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)" by Whitney Houston. Can’t say I’d blame my parents for that one.

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[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like it's "Sowing the Seeds of Love" by Tears for Fears, never heard of 'em.

https://youtu.be/VAtGOESO7W8

spoiler
I love your tweet edit job OP

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

It never was a real tweet. All fake, top to bottom.

But I couldn't figure out how to get people to think this was already a shitpost kind of thing without that. Just a screenshot of text? Boring.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"Footloose" by Kenny Loggins, and "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie. 1984 was a party.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dr Whooooo-ooooo (HEY!)
Dr Who
Dr Whooooo-ooooo (HEY!)
The Tardis
Dr Who. (KA! KA, KA, HOOO...!)

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"The Happy Organ" (snicker) and "The Battle of New Orleans."

But I think for us non-firstborn kids, it's more about parents having a rare half-hour of privacy when they're not too tired to use it reproductively.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

As per MTV, it was My Heart Will Go On

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Oooh, a Titanic Baby!

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My first thought: "So your still in highschool."

Looked up release date. "Fuck I am old."

Mine was a Diana Ross Song I have never heard before.

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mom had to smuggle in records from the West so IDK what she had

[–] Forester@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Look up bone music ;p. Roentgenizdat

[–] sanzky@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's Love Got To Do With It by Tina Turner. Not bad, not bad.

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[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 7 points 1 day ago

Celine Dion - Think Twice, guess mom didn't follow the advice 😭

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

lol the Miami Vice theme apparently what topping the charts

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[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 points 1 day ago

Karma Cameleon by Culture Club

[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 day ago

Le Freak by Chic....hmm

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

I'm Your Baby Tonight by Whitney Houston, or Because I Love You (The Postman Song) by Stevie B. I guess December 1990 was a romantic month.

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