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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

They probably aren't. Doesn't stop them from existing though. 🤷

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 93 points 2 days ago (5 children)

They are not legal in the civilised world.

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

It's pretty common to see these on the road in Houston, Texas.

Oh wait, you said "civilized world", my bad.

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[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 138 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They aren't. There might be places with shitty cops that tolerate them. (Quick search shows this is mostly a Texas thing)

[–] protist@retrofed.com 36 points 3 days ago (19 children)

They aren’t.

Confidently incorrect. Maybe they're illegal some places, but definitely not most places. In Texas, they're not illegal, but it can be illegal if they make your vehicle more than 8 feet wide. Since they're usually on sedans, they usually don't hit 8 feet.

Also they're more specifically a thing in Black culture in Houston. I see them pretty rarely in other Texas cities

[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 39 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Maybe they are legal in a few places. There is more places in the world than just a couple of US states.

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Texas is just a fictional place. Doesn't really exist. (/j)

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 108 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Swangas are among the most fucked up modifications you can do with your car. It's literally not just a "fuck you" to other road users but actively hostile to everyone around you.

Just reflect for a moment what kind of culture can be so deeply submerged in toxic displays of hostility as a form of "swag", "coolness" or "masculinity" as to create something like that. How insecure do you have to be?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

New term for me. Looking it up, found this though.

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[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just cause they have them doesn’t make them legal. Cops probably don’t even know so they just let it go

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Usually, US law enforcement errs on the side of illegal since they have the presumption of good faith (or at least did until ICE went gonzo about lies and cover-ups).

But anything that looks suspicious counts as probable cause meaning they can search you and relieve you of cash and valuables. Nowadays, they presume they can jusy rob you and it enhances the precinct budget for fun stuff.

We see this kind of overpolicing done more to minorities than whites, but so long as you don't look super rich (enough to have a lawyer on your contacts list) then you're fair game.

If this sort of thing is uncommon in their parts, it's going to draw more attention than a red sports car.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 41 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Why would you assume they're legal?

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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

fun fact I learned, when taking the wheel off of antique or fancy cars you have to hit this part with a lead hammer that deforms with each hit so it doesn't get scratched/damaged. Eventually it gets so deformed that you have to melt it down and mold it back into a hammer shape again.

idk why a rubber mallet wouldn't work but I assume car guys have thought of that before me and there's a reason why they're not used

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[–] Doom@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (16 children)

I don't know. Why are semi trucks allowed to have these?

I see them all the time even though they seem like a liability for a professional driver.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

The idea is the driver can see if a lug nut is missing. They are typically just plastic, but would still shred a pedestrian or cyclist, two members of the woke left.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Didn't mythbusters or top gear do an episode on this type of stuff? Iirc they had two cars do something like this and it ended very poorly for the car with the spikes. I think the wheel ripped itself apart.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 27 points 2 days ago

There's zero chance these are legal. And even in places where enforcement of such things is lax, is be surprised if this lasted very long, simply because of how crazy dangerous it would be to pedestrians and cyclists.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I refuse to believe that america is a real place

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

America is fine, as long as you steer clear of the United States.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

America is a scary story the Brits made up to keep the other colonies behaving.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago

This seems like a surefire way to get any insurance claim denied for dangerous modification to your car, or something along those lines.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Nothing says idiot loser like these do.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That looks like a really expensive accident waiting to happen.

Why would anyone put that on their car?

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Idiots, they live among us.

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[–] Jiral@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They aren't in any civilised countries, probably land you in prison when you are driving that on any public road in one of those.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

According to Alexander's tactics in Gaugamela, you first have to wear them down with javelins, and then open ranks to create alleys for them to pass through your infantry, then finish them off with hypaspists. Afterwards, you can charge your cavalry straight to Darius himself and win the battle.

Piece of cake really.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Houston is a weird place.

In short, they often make the car as wide as is street legal. Sometimes they end up being too wide, but "maybe it's too wide but I can't quite tell" doesn't meet probable cause, so the police can only really measure them if they get pulled over for something else.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 48 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 37 points 3 days ago

See also

  • Scythed chariot – An ancient, military counterpart
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[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Oh that’s easy! They’re not :)

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[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Satire become reality if we don't do something after learning about it: https://xkcd.com/3167/

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[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

Im sure the driver has absolute zero in social skills.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

How does one fit into a parking space?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

That looks very much not legal

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

In the Saints Row series they're called kneecappers and I tried and uninstalled them because they caused too much mayhem. They also appear in the Spy Hunter 1983 coin-op video game

I remember seeing them on Speed Racer used by villains before seeing the chariot race version in Ben Hur.

IRL they're obviously a hazard and inappropriate in traffic where people are just trying to collaboratively get home. (And yes, traffic is a collective cooperative effort, and we see that as soon as someone gets antagonistic.)

But Americans imagine themselves rugged individualists, a component of capitalist propaganda, and like to show they're rebels with shit like rolling coal and truck nuts.

This totally looks like a FAFO moment that is going to turn into a regulatory statute.

Since it's not a firearm, I doubt courts or officials will be interested at all in pursuing second-amendment liberties over this. They seem not to care about knives or ninja gear, either.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] LoOroBob@lemmy.wtf 25 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Aren‘t vehicles and/or custom parts checked for safety and roadworthiness in the US??? 😱

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Not in Texas. I can basically guarantee that this is in houston, they are all over the place down there. They're called elbows or swangas and are popular throughout the "slow loud and bangin"(slab) car culture native to the area.

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[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Nothing a big fat disc padlock and chain can't solve.

GrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGrGr

I hope bro likes having to carry bolt cutters in the passenger seat and having to do walk-around inspections every time he comes back to his car.

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