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[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

A swingin' sword, a skull and bones, and pleasant company

I never pay my income tax and screw the GST! (Screw it!)

Sailing down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea

If you wanna reach the co-op boy, you gotta get by me!

Har-har!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Tires of sea shanties? Might I suggest some land shanties instead?

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n-GQcUzZkJlnZVM46fmDlG01Iznbr2ItE

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Check out the Dreadnoughts, fucking amazing Canadian band

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Zajebiscie, Kurwa! Fucking love the Dreadnoughts :)

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

I'm lucky enough to have seen them twice, just amazing all around

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The internet saw one guy’s YouTube video of him doing a 4-part arrangement of Wellerman and now everyfuckingbody thinks they love sea shanties.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I liked sea shanties before they were cool

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Started for me with Muppet Treasure Island, then reinforced with Assassin's Creed Black Flag.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I got into it because of the Aubrey/Maturin novels. They mention a few of them in there and I made a playlist of them.

Then I created an Irish Rock Pandora station for March and that had a ton more.

This one is my favorite, but the whole album is a banger

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks for that.

If you haven't already heard, give Misbehavin' Maidens a whirl. Very fond of Granny's Advice.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The Mary Wallopers just came on my radar and I think you’ll like them too

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

New things, thanks.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, I totally don't have a 3 hour long sea shanty playlist, no sireee

[–] countvon@lemmy.world 42 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now...

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

One time in high school this girl came up to our lunch table and said "isn't it funny how white people have no culture?" so I looked at the only other white guy at the table and sang the first line to this song, and then he sang back. We had never even discussed it before, lucky guess that he knew it. Everyone else asked wtf that was and I said "oh you wouldn't understand, it's a white people thing".

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 20 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

A letter of mark came from the king

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Poop@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

I too came here to spellcheck this :D

[–] tunetardis@piefed.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

We'd fire no guns, shed no tears

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago) (1 children)

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,

the last of Barrett's privateers.

[–] Poop@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

(How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now)

For 20 brave men all fishermen who…

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 minutes ago

Would make for him the Antelope's crew.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 hours ago

We'd fire no guns, shed no tears

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

I miss me lass

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Got it, folk songs about labor it is

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die...

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

The first ones in line for that pie in the sky!

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 3 points 41 minutes ago

And we're always the last when the cream is shared out!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

🎵I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night...

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Alive as you and me

Says I "But Joe, you're ten years dead"

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

I never died says he!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Long haired preachers come out every night, try to tell what's wrong and what's right...

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

But when asked about something to eat, they reply in voices so sweet...

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Windrose is a pretty good game but the shanty button makes it peak.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 8 points 5 hours ago

Could use a bit more variation though. It gets old pretty quick.

[–] scaryjelly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 hours ago

Oh a drop of good spiced rum wouldn't do us any harm

And we'll all hang on behind

And we'll roll the old Berath's wheel along

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Obligatory Trailer Park Boys

The Kittyman Sea Shanty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3wEdK_vxw

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

That's a harrrrrrrd no.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social -4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Guy is in a Bentley, but the girl is getting kicked out of a Jeep? And from the backgrounds, it's pretty obviously two very different streets.

Its a combo meme, bro. You're over-thinking it.