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[–] wittymcusername@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Maybe a sea monster ate her ice cream.

Id definitely take sea monsters on maps so long as opposed to hearing how much they hate their ex

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Autistic dating

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

These comments are how I know that the Fediverse are my people.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 4 days ago

OP was the sea monster all along.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

27 minutes? You could cover the main options (Somebody says they saw a monster there, to signal some other danger, or to fill space in uncharted waters) in a few minutes.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And Catch-22 can be summarized as "a man doesn't want to fly a plane". Masterpieces require space and care and love.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That's redundant. He already said masterpieces.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe not 🧐 enough detail on their typology? Did you discuss their independent emergence in various unrelated mapping traditions?

It must be not discussing their emergence in various distinct mapping traditions.

Peanut butter jelly time :3

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Wow, she sounds awesome. Too bad I’m a gay man lol

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 days ago

Gays are allowed friends too

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

maybe she has a strong preference for sky monsters!

you gotta explain the sea monsters by hardness on the mohs scale. rookie mistake

[–] redditmodssucks@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

As a cartographer I’d be right there with you talking this out.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This post is me but with fish instead of maps

Why are there sea monsters on your fish?

[–] sumsinj@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Same happend to me :(

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 4 days ago
[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because you were a bore! Everyone knows 25 minutes is the limit on that one theme!

That doesn't make sense! They've clearly stated they respected that 25min lower limit.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago

Some people who were supposed to report on those areas didn't, so myths about "there be dragons" spread.

I fit it all in one sentence. What's so hard?

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