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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Let's live stream him getting blown up

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 5 days ago

No one is woke from a dirt nap.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“Honey, this year can we finally take that trip to Russia we’ve always talked about?”

—No one, ever.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There were/are specific attractions. The Trans-Siberian Railway seems like it would be an amazing experience.

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[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Social darwinism at its finest.

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

That dude's face is everything wrong with America. Disgusting.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 4 days ago

Natural selection playing out.

[–] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Man, he wants to play catch by being at the receiving end of a 500lb MK82 bomb made somewhere in the US Midwest.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Try him for treason, strip him of his citizenship

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

You think he's gonna be alive long enough for that? His wife should dip if she can

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He looks far older than 46. This dude has never used sunscreen.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Thank you for your service. 🫡

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