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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 36 minutes ago

Not never Uh? So do? Why not say “Don’t ever?”

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 6 points 2 hours ago

So... sometimes switch off? As a treat?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I just quit my job. We have a dotnet application running that I didn't write, but I'm the only one who knows a little dotnet, so I took care of it. My handover will be this, or "learn dotnet".

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's okay you don't need to know the language anymore, ai go brrrrr

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I just watched the episode of The Office where Michael drives his car into the lake because the GPS told him to turn right. LLMs will brrr you right into the lake and it will be your fault for trusting it

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I just watched the episode of Seinfeld where George has the puffy jacket

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

It's Gortex.

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 3 points 4 hours ago

We don't need no education