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My seven bean chilli is always popular at parties.
A bean a day keeps the dean away
Burritos, refried beans, vegan burgers, hummus (yes I’m counting chickpeas as beans), chili 🤤
Beans are awesome, as are nuts (can’t have those myself unfortunately) and seeds
counting chickpeas as beans
Wait, then what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Nobody's paying to see a garbanzo
😏
I can’t have beans or any legumes or pulses D:
Tragic on the bean front, but there are some other good plants worth trying
If you can have wheat & gluten, give Seitan a try! Super high protein and kind of meaty taste
Quina, potatoes, chia, hemp, pumpkin seeds, mycoprotein (from mushrooms) are also worth using too! As well as stuff like oatmilk of course too
What's "beans", precious?
Way ahead, making a big pot of beans every week now. Currently alternating between black and pinto.
Aren't beans better for you, so this sounds like an improvement.
Meat for beans*
🫘🫛
Well...
Swap beans for meat? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
"for" usually means the first thing is replacing the second. If it said "with" than it'd go the other way
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/23360/substitute-x-for-y
Interesting 🤔
I guess that makes sense because if I were paying for beans with meat, that means I’m trading meat for beans but “trading for” means the other way so I’m still kinda confused 😵💫
I’ll trade you my English skills for a sac of beans 🫘
Yeah English prepositions can be a little weird sometimes like that
YES BEAN BROTHER, WE FART SUPREME
Beans are awesome. Nutritious, delicious, easy to make.
I might be contributing to both sides of this as a bean eater and bean meme poster
Don't worry if we all switch to something woker like Tofu, we just might avoid this fate